Here's today's variety show:
This woman GOT ON THE FREEWAY with her tire falling off:
This bugosaurus ATTACKED me in the kitchen! I very bravely (if to be brave means to cry and put on rubber gloves AND oven mitts just in case the thing came in touch with my skin) defended myself and eventually got it to leave out the window... Not before I got a picture of the monster for blog usage and discussion, of course.
That's it.